Hey everyone! 👋

We’re super excited to announce the release of the first official non-Game Jam version of Certified Idiot Simulator! After testing the waters during game jams and getting tons of feedback (and laughs), we finally decided it was time to give this beautiful chaos a proper launch 🧠💥

This version brings a lot more than just bug fixes and polish. We’ve added TWO brand new minigames to the mix! 🕹️ While we won’t spoil what they are just yet (where’s the fun in that?), we can tell you this: that's a 50% increase in idiotic challenges! So if you thought the previous version was silly... well, buckle up. 🚀

We also gave the game a fresh coat of paint. You’ll notice updated animations and improved game art, especially in the intro and main menu. We wanted to make sure your descent into stupidity starts off looking as polished as possible 😎✨

Thanks to everyone who played, broke, and laughed at the game so far. Your support means a lot and helps keep the madness going. More updates and even dumber features are on the way, so stay tuned!

Now go prove you're certified.

— The Certified Devs 🧢💼